*at the door to the selkie convention* good evening, ladies—allow me to take your coats
QUICK UPDATE: i am paying 182 alimony checks
if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice
and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut
Holy shit. I'ma head out to Canada
fuck “passing”, i want people to be so confused about my gender they blow up